You head into the library, and saved to the computer is a MePipe video. It’s an older woman, sitting in an armchair.
Hi guys! It’s Linda Yolk, back for another video. This one is highly requested, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the story of how I picked my username!
It all begins on the day I decided to marry Harold Silverstone, the best man I’d ever met. He was… so handsome. And rich. So rich.
Not a week after we eloped, Harold received a call from a friend, Mark Roberts, that all his technology needed to be changed because of a security flaw. A nice man called Jason came to fix it all, and Harold was back to business.
The problem is, the next morning, Harold awoke to attend a meeting with the board of Alderman Residential but couldn’t connect to the meeting – the fibre optic cable was missing! He was convinced that Jason stole it.
He called the police, but they laughed at his report. Who would break into the home of the rich and famous Harold Silverstone and steal nothing but a fibre optic cable? The officers told him to just buy a new one; he could easily afford it after all!
The downfall of Harold continued though. The board of Alderman Residential were so disgusted at Harold’s ‘excuse’, that they decided to fire him as CEO and reassign the role to Alex Alderman, after reading an article about how Alex had been a hero in the village of Anchor Rock, where I grew up!
Harold was so stressed out. He lost a new job and his PR team were hounding him for the ‘truth’. All that was left of Harold’s legacy was Alex Alderman and his new Head Of Engineering, Dell Bell.
Harold lost 5 more positions before deciding it was time to fake his death. The problem was, I caught him in the act. I videoed him doing it, and in my rage I posted it to TocTic. And. It. Went. Viral.
It went so viral in fact, that 6 other women duetted the video, claiming to be wives of Harold. Harold was not just a Silverstone, but an Everglade, a Margaret, a Goldsmith… he was all of them!
The NNYC police took interest in this, and within an hour there was an officer there to arrest Harold. He was taken away, and put on trial with no bail. However, the police officer wasn’t only interested in Harold. He was also interested in the missing cable.
With a bit of digging, it turns out the cable wasn’t stolen by Jason. Two thieves, La Rouge Rogue and Crosbie Potts, snuck into our home in the middle of the night, and stole the cable! Apparently the thieves donated it to Anchor Rock!
So that’s my story – why my username is Harolds_Last_Wife and why I went viral!
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